"40 days, 40 nights" Volume 2.

So the story continues....plese read with 1-2 pinches of salt....however most of it is quite acurate!!..... After first breaking her wrist carolina was told she would have to wait 40 days for the wrsit to heal. "No problem" I thought, "I´ll look after you" I said not knowing what I was getting myself into... it all turns out that inside Carolina there was this little Princess who had been just dying to get out and reek havock over the land, or over me. Having seen how hard the Chinese work and how little they get paid for it I used to feel that they were hard done by untill now. Now I know that people can be made into servants getting paid in nothing more than emotions. My payment was love, yes, seeing her love for being pampered and treated like a queen, but love in a way!! I thought there´d be a few basic things she´d need help with, for example shopping, cleaning the house a little, but there was so much more in store for me!!! I didn´t know what as coming (I often refer to the first man that milked an animal, I think it was a sheep or a goat they milked first, why? I won´t go into this now, but who started it, and why, and why sheep first, I want to know who did it first). So I didn´t know what was coming like the first person who saw someone milking a sheep!!! Fair enough some mad bloke, probably named Jim or something, Jim "the radical farmer" Sittsmann, or Jim"crazy man" Zooseberger decides to have fun with a sheep and finds a tasty treat, but the first guy (Roger"passer-by-guy"McChowz) who saw Jimmy must have wondered what the fÜÇk was going on!! So thats how I felt, not like Jimbo but like Roger. And the situation rapidly became Jim milking every animal he could find, gerbils, hamsters, badgers, squirrels, the occasional vole. So now I´ve had to become everything that I thought I never was a cook, a cleaner, a dresser, beauitician, internet expert, handyman, labourer, carer, nurse, doctor, butcher, sailor, candelstick maker, all in one. Despite my whining, I really haven´t minded looking after everything, I´ve actually loved looking after her! But she really has enjoyed this whole thing too much!! She stopped saying please about 20 days ago now, and I think my uniform is too much!!! Anyway in 3 days she´ll get the cast off and we´ll have to wait and see if things go back to how they were pre:breakage!! I don´t think it´s likely though that things just go back, how many princesses want to go back to being "non-princesses". She will always be a princess.... Wo ai ni!!!