Never write in red...

Welcome to my blog, ladies and gentlemen. I have decided to hate blogs, like I hate McDonalds. But I actually do both, which makes me a big hypocrite! Well the word was made up for someone right. Truth is that people more important than me have been hypocrites and it is ok to hate something which brings you benefits, right?? I don´t think I actually use the word "hate" correctly, I think "get annoyed by" is more appropriate, but thats less exciting and has more letters!

The colour of money

So now I´m in Gijon, earning some dough and living the dream. I´ve been here since September and it´s pretty cool. Not sure I want to stay though, although I have found a good reason, I´m definately staying to the end of the ol´contract at ´the academy*´. After who knows, maybe another country, or back to Inglaterra to settle down, I much prefer the first, but settling down is supposedly a good idea, sooner or later right, possibly later. Theres so many exciting places to see, things to see, people to meet, things to do, blah, blah, blah. Those of you who don´t know the gaps between my birth 16th April 1981 and today then I shall try to fill you in with the interesting stuff, don´t worry I´ll try miss out the boring stuff, and skim over the important stuff, hope you enjoy it.
*Liverpool Language Academy

Just a half for the lady...

So just a half doesn´t really apply to this bar in Gijon. Having spent a few nights there drinking 1 litre glasses of there finest ale, for 2.5 Euros, and one evening in particular where we stole the toilet sign for ours in the house!! We were quite loving this new bar!! It is in fact quite hard to lift a litre with one hand!!! It´s funny what a litre of beer can do to you at the end of the night!! But our muscles have now evolved! So we went in the other night as ususal, me and Paul, two litres please, in spanish of course. The barmaid cooly as you like grabs this glass and starts to fill it, we look again and relise thats its this massive 2 litre glass!!!! Fucking hell!!!! We were like "Whoa!!!!!", just a half please, were driving!! So were feeling a little feminine!!!