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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Why I hate mosquitos and other animals....

I can't sleep because the first sighting of 2005 has been reported...while I drifted off to the beautiful home of slumberland while watching one of the Jackie Chan classics (Gorgeous 1999)... and along came a mosquito to ruin the moment... thus sporns the story "Why I hate mosquitos and maybe other animals... I can`t sleep now, having murdered one just now, not due to guilt, but due to the dawning of the new season, bites, itching, purchase of a special plug...

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This is the mosquito I just killed in my room just now, it was easy to catch but it's only a small one...Well this is how big they seem to me. Last year I realised that Spanish Mosquitos have taken a bit of a shine to me, unfortunately!! I´ve never had a problem before but now I do... Over the period of four weeks in November, usually thought of as a winter month, I found a total of 20 mosquitos in my room, two of which I didn't catch... the worst thing was my housemate only found about two in this time, one of which was a giant mosquito mind you, but never the less... another problem is that my housemate due to him being a vegetarian won't kill mosquitos, and would rather let them go free and easy... vegetarians should be able to kill mosquitos surely!!! You don't have to eat it for fucks sake... then I bought a plug and everything stopped.. I was highly sceptical of the whole plug idea, but it worked straight away, thus ending the slaughter and murder that will be told in many stories in history... but now it feels like my serial killer days are to be restarted again, the time feels right and mosquitos are invading my personal space so you may not hear from me for some time... or I could just buy a plug again...

And apparently I haven't even got it that bad because this crazy chinese guy has a theory about mosquitos also, it´s an international thing...

PS Other animals will come later, but include: wasps, bees, snails, tics, horse flys.....

stuffed animals, this guy is soo funny...

millipedes this is sooo disgusting!!!

dead animals hahaha,

slugs this is disgusting but not real, apparently, hahahahaha,

buzzy flys, disgusting...

big beetles bad joke, sorry...

spiders woohoo hours of fun and not scary like the real things....,


jellyfish
, i do love jelly, but hate jellyfish, seguro!!

Note that not many real photos have been used and that this is because I have to go to bed now, and tend to dream about what I last thought about before I sleep... I did come accross a the most disgusting photo that I've ever seen in my life of a camel spider that is the size of a big dog, I'm just glad I'm not a camel!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good night, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

5 Comments:

Blogger Siouxsie said...

hahahhahaha!!!!!! this is so funny!!! by the way, I know I´ve told you before that I can´t take you to Sto. Dgo. if you have that mosquito problem...but now I´m just afraid of the slaughter and Carnage!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate mosquitos i just fucking hate them...i found a way of getting rid of the fucking assholes, get as drunk as you can and when they get your skin, the will either die or go tell the other ones that there is to much alcohol on this small fat bald dude, so they wont get ya..yep someday u will have to waste lots of money on a new kiddney or non-alcohol clinic, but belive me it worth it....about the other ones i have no idea what to say...heheh
bori(rafael)

Friday, April 08, 2005

 
Blogger Alex Vinter said...

I found another bastard sucking on my ear the other night, he´s now officially soup, and still on the pillow! He must have got a good mouthful because there's blood everywhere!!

Oooouf

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

 
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