Right Said Fred

I promise the next post will be more cultural, I promise, I promise...



When I say "Right Said Fred", you probably say "One hit wonder" or "Gay wonder" but then I'd say "No" and then you's say "Waa?" then I'd say "Yeah, not true" then you'd say "Oooo" then I'd refer you to this blog post and you'd get all freaked out due to the "deja-vu"-ness of it all.

No truth is, as a British Musical superstar, Right Said Fred has a lot more to offer... I found myself looking at his website, yes he has a website, and theres loads of interesting stuff....hmmm...

Well anyway he wasn't just a one hit wonder, have you forgotten or heard the classics "Deeply dippy" or "Don't talk just kiss"....

I love the lyrics of Deeply dippy and they are actually quite accurate still today...

Deeply Dippy

Deeply dippy 'bout the curves you got
Deeply hot, hot for the curves you got
Deeply dippy 'bout the fun we had
Deeply mad, mad for the fun we had

Oh my love
I can't make head nor tail of passion
Oh my love
Let's set sail for seas of passion now

Deeply dippy 'bout the way you walk
Contact sport, let the neighbours talk
Deeply dippy, I'm your Superman
I'll explain, you're my Lois Lane

Oh my love
I can't make head nor tail of passion
Oh my love
Let's set sail for seas of passion now
Sail away

Deeply dippy 'bout your Spanish eyes
Sierra smile, legs that go on for miles and miles

Oh my love
I can't make head nor tail of passion
Oh my love
Let's set sail for seas of passion now

...Spanish eyes!!! It's so accurate, haha! Mental.

Top 5 things I didn't know and you definately didn't know about the "legend", these are all true apparently...

1. "I’M TOO SEXY was banned by Government officials in South Korea!".....good...
2. "RIGHT SAID FRED are brothers RICHARD FAIRBRASS and FRED FAIRBRASS"...there was two???
3. "Madonna publicly expressed a desire to ‘bed Richard’ in front of sixty million viewers of America’s Arsenio Hall Show. Richard is still waiting!" .....what so you mean he's still waiting, no he isn't....he's a gay super icon, you writes this stuff??
4. They have 5 albums....no way!!!
5. "A bride to be in the USA suffocated to death amidst the breasts of a table-top dancer as they were listening to “I’M TOO SEXY”; according to onlookers it excited him to an unnatural and fatal peak"...... if your going to die then this is the way to go, I wonder what his parents said....apparently "Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?"...hahah.. and.... "Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told reporters. Heres the story!!